Summer time fun - crazy lines

<p>Ladies, gentlemen, dear forumeers <span class='ns ns_128522'>&nbsp;</span></p><p> </p><p>It's been a crazily hot summer and I was thinking of compiling a list of craziest, funniest, weirdest and wittiest answers that you have received since being here!</p><p>My top 5 messages to my <strong>first initial</strong> message so far are</p><p> </p><p><strong>#5</strong>:"why don't you find a woman in your own country? You can go to a café, hang around a train station or just talk to them on the street. Why are you here?"</p><p>(Ukraine, 31 years)</p><p> </p><p><strong>#4</strong>: "I need a metropolis to live in. I cannot live in a village. You live in a village. Write to me again when you move to a metropolis</p><p>(Russia, 28 years)</p><p>Yes, yes, dear lady ... London is such a famous village...</p><p> </p><p><strong>#3</strong>: "I need education for my children immediately. I want to send them to Cambridge. We can get married, if you can send them to Cambridge. Please send me a list of all kindergartens and schools in your area.</p><p>(Belarus, 28 years)</p><p>Dear lady, not only children need urgently need education here... what did your last slave die of? <span class='ns ns_128512'>&nbsp;</span></p><p> </p><p><strong>#2</strong> "How do you feel about taking me to a Madonna concert, buy me a horse and stables so that I can go riding, support my education and find a beauty therapist for me. I want to go travelling and expect many journeys. Do you have a yacht? I want you to buy a yacht so that I can sunbathe in the Carribeans."</p><p>(Russia, 29 years)</p><p>Why do I suddenly have to think of a Carribean villa...</p><p> </p><p>and my all time number one:</p><p> </p><p><strong>#1</strong>: do you have a big dick? We can meet, if you have a big one. I need minimum 17 cm to satisfy me...</p><p>(Russia, 27)</p><p><strong>How</strong> do you respond to <em>that</em>??? Send a photo? Or just send the physical address of a porn studio closest to her?</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>I'll be curious to hear, read and see your collection of insane and funny lines too! Have a great Sunday everybody!</p><p> </p>