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Olga, 45 y.o.

Ukraine

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Russian tourists.
The couple arrived at the resort. They move into the room.
Wife sees the mouse and starts yelling, "Ah-ah-ah-ah! Mouse! Contact reception, you better know English, and I - full zero."


Husband calls (in English):


- Hеllo.
- Hеllo.
- Do you know "Tom and Jerry"?
- Yes, I do.
- So... Jerry is here.
   

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Lyubov


Не совсем в тему, просто вспомнилось:
- Two tickets to Dublin
- Куда, блин?
- Туда, блин!
ps. всем хорошего дня  





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