Can you do me a favour and teach the guy the phrase "unwanted attention" - it's spooky to see how much he texts me. He's texting more men than women, and strangely enough not a single woman interacts with him on the forum, I wonder why...  
What is a ridvan anyway? A van you need to get rid off? Sounds like a modern "hodor" to me - from " hold the door" to "rid off van"😂