Jesus, Dave…!
If you set Paul loose to let him 'teach', I mean TEACH - people of all! Oh heaven forbid.
Luckily that guy lives far detached from all of us, taken care of by the government of the most scarcely populated country in the world. I wonder how he sneaks up to a computer to share his 'wisdom' with us. Somebody must tell the doctors.
Maybe the margaritas come intravenous and he carries an infusion around for his glorious enlightenment…?