OK, drinks:
- Margaritas Intravenous +
funneled shots of
- Canadian Dry
- 70% AM Syrup / vintage: minumum 12 years, dry, stirred but not shaken - we have to uphold traditions after all!
- I like the idea of a Bryan Adams Cocktail! (Shall we add some Blue Curacao, just to get the cloudy looks or will frozen ethanol do the job?)

Your proposed set list is first class! Damn it - I had to hold on to my chair while reading it 😂😂😂
I also suggest the following extra:
Since Hugo is now ambling the realms of "another reality" in a parallel universe, he can contribute "When I'm Done" by Linkin' Park (R.I.P. Chester!) to spice things up a little.

Talking about the good old times, naturally and most definitely we should hear "Money, Money, Money" by Abba - rerecorded live by Paul. I've always wondered how the tunes come out with false teeth (and no brain).
To be concluded by:
"Waterloo" - how about a NeLux duet?
Eric & Hugo - featuring as
'Forever United 18/28'

What do you think of
"inebriation as their only salvation"
for a motto?
We can ask the Catholic Church for sponsorship: they have two millenia of experience with it. I'm sure they can be won over, if we manage a stand-alone feat of "Hallelujah" - an A Cappella version should be the natural solution at this stage.
We need to bring in Natalya for background vocals to complete the "Nuts4"
(Or do you prefer "Nuts4ever"? - it might sound too apodictic, as there might be hope for them after all, however dismal the chances).