I can instantly think of a series of good replies: 1) are you sure, you're sober writing this? 2) come to Russia, I'll show you real alcoholics 3) alcohol is boring, get back to me when you do drugs! 4) they're recruiting new members for NutGang on the forum (see other posts to follow the thread - the current chieftain is Paul Edminton , approval guaranteed!) 5) you can team up with wiwiena - she does 'Margaritas Intravenous' (hence her alias "wiwiena-in-her-vena")