Try "Eenie-meenie-miney-moe", strip poker, bottle spinning, weegie board, table dancing (since a pole is apparently off at your age).
Maybe you can become the founder of a teletubby club in Minsk - I can imagine that you would enjoy a round of gotcha - what kind of paintball were you thinking of?
Body paint with flower patterns…?
Times in Minsk must be harder than we thought, if a girl there is mad enough to date you. Let's just hope, she'll gut you like a Christmas goose!
Bowling, my foot! Try pocket billiards and then GROW UP!