Try "Eenie-meenie-miney-moe", strip poker, bottle spinning, weegie board, table dancing (since a pole is apparently off at your age). Maybe you can become the founder of a teletubby club in Minsk - I can imagine that you would enjoy a round of gotcha - what kind of paintball were you thinking of? Body paint with flower patterns…? Times in Minsk must be harder than we thought, if a girl there is mad enough to date you. Let's just hope, she'll gut you like a Christmas goose! Bowling, my foot! Try pocket billiards and then GROW UP!