Okay, since we are sharing favorite quotes, here are some of mine!

"Money cannot buy poverty!"

"Three things a man wants to change about his girl! Her last name (surname), her address, and her perspective of men!"

"Common sense is like deodorant; those who need it most never use it!"

"Who said nothing it impossible; some people have been doing it for years!"

"When you are wrong and you say nothing, you are wise; when you are right and say nothing, you are married!"

"Marriage allows you to annoy one special person for the rest of your life!"

"When I woman says, "What?", it is not because she did not hear you. She's giving you an opportunity to change what you said!"

"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."