That reminds me...some years ago (when I was a single man) someone wanted to introduce me to a young woman who had an 8-year old daughter. After meeting the lady, she introduced me to her young daughter who looked me in the eye and blurted, "My mommy says all men are pigs!!!"

I looked right back in her eyes and calmly said, "Honey, pigs are very intelligent creatures and make excellent pets!"