Ok I’ll play fair!!!! Ok I’ve just had a word with my director and we are allowed to describe the trailer to my autobiography with the tittle “Confessions of an Englishmen”
The film would be very much like Frank McCourt’s “Angela’s Ashes” & Elena Gorokhova style of writing! I would start the movie 🎥 has a little boy in the slums of Leeds with my parents using “fruit crates” has furniture... my mum sawing clothes for dolls into the night for market trading and my dad taking me out in his car.... I remember us buying bread 🍞 on a Sunday morning with the most humble life! After my dad died of cancer I went away to school with my mother working all hours to provide for my care! I then become lone parent for 13 years and opening bussiness to mixed success however we always have food in our mouths and can provide to a reasonable standard and travel. The film 🎞 is very much 18+ certification!! It contains many sex scenes! With strong images of sexual pleasure! A few scorned women looking for revenge! The film locations would mainly be In England & Ukraine with Romantic scenes in Tbilisi (I don’t like Paris) due to the sexual nature of the film and me having abit of a wild sexual past! I request the following actors I want Al Pacino (David) then due to the movie being about my full life I require a few actresses to play there parts  🙄Megan Fox  (lead actress) Susan Sarandon  (lead actress) Keira knightley.  Shakira.  Rebecca De Mornay 🤪and Sissy Spacek 🤯to play my ex wife (children’s mother) ... for the future part I need a sequel.... I want to call this follow up film “50 shades of Dave” 🤭