Rick for your film 🎞 I think I’d want Guy Richie to write the storyline it be a bit like Snatch! Your part would be played by Mike Read (Doug the Head) you would be a Jewellery Expert in Moscow surrounded by devious beautiful Russian women wanting computers suitcases and airfares to Central Europe the film would showcase your work and skills and the cruel side to the world of internet dating... but do not despair Julie Roberts would come along has your “lady in red”! The woman of your dreams   .... Romantic Comedy