You got a lot of the good ones Ben so I'll just add on a few things that drive me crazy on top of the things you mention

In no particular order... additional things that drive me crazy:

when a girl fishes for compliments. Don't try to get compliments out of me I'll give them when I want to give them. I don't care if you're 100 pounds soaking wet...if you tell me you're fat and expect anything other than hit the gym more or I see what you're talking about you're talking to the wrong person, I'm not going fall over myself to tell you what you already know. Go call your girlfriends if you want to hear somebody gush over you on command.

When your girl bitches about your friends and/or time spent with them...don't try to divide, make them your friends to, accept them or keep your mouth shut. Don't try to make it a me or them situation you won't like the answer.

When a girl orders shit food at a restaurant knowing she'll just eat off your good plate. Nobody made you order the salad, stay away from my food. If I want you to try it i'll say this is so good try this...uninvited hands get hit with forks   

when she doesn't realize make up is an accessory, you should not be using it to recreate a whole new face. I should be able to recognize you when that comes off. If there are eyebrows when the make up is on there better be eyebrows when it comes off. And for gods sake lay off the botox in the lips, a little enhancement great, fish lips are scary.

When she absolutely refuses to consider a 3 way with another girl     Not  cool ladies not cool