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Ben

Between the lines

STATEMENTS = TRUE MEANING 😊 

 

40-ish = 49
Adventurous = slept with everyone
Athletic = no boobs / fat and sweaty
Average looking = ugly, can only be loved by mommy / daddy


Beautiful = pathological liar / airhead


Contagious smile = does a lot of pills / on drugs
Emotionally secure = on medication / in therapy
Feminist = fat, hates men

Masculine = beer belly, hates women
Free spirit = junkie
Friendship first = former very “friendly” person
Funny = annoying / obnoxious laughter / obscene humour
New age = body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded = desperate
Outgoing = loud and embarrassing
Passionate = sloppy drunk
Professional = bitch / bastard
Voluptuous = very fat
Large frame = hugely fat
Needs soul mate = stalker

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