7) limbs falling off (clearly advanced stage of lepracy)
6) anus on fire (Monster mosquito bite or vicious gadfly attack)
5) fighting off imaginery foes who disembowel and sell guts on the black market
4) rotting from the inside: the pain is so excruciating and the stench so deadly that the face needs to be covered
3) broken back caused by STDs: requires excessive rolling on the floor to ease the agony
2) testicular cancer, advanced stage: balls bigger than coconuts
1) suffering eternal pains like Christ on the crucifix. Damaged beyond repair or resurrection
How do you feel on a neymar scale?
<span class='ns ns_128526'> </span> stomach cramps + diarrhea
(Probably intestines burst)
7) limbs falling off
(clearly advanced stage of lepracy)
6) anus on fire
(Monster mosquito bite or vicious gadfly attack)
5) fighting off imaginery foes who disembowel and sell guts on the black market
4) rotting from the inside: the pain is so excruciating and the stench so deadly that the face needs to be covered
3) broken back caused by STDs: requires excessive rolling on the floor to ease the agony
2) testicular cancer, advanced stage: balls bigger than coconuts
1) suffering eternal pains like Christ on the crucifix. Damaged beyond repair or resurrection
