Humour
Lana
With humor about life.
If you were offered to make a film about your personal life, how would you name it and what role would be yours?David
I think to actually get some members to think of a film 🎥 and there part within the film is a huge ask! To do such a task requires thought and brain 🧠 power. Has well has the fact to get a reaction on forum there is often a need to write controversy has you know.
For myself I think they have already made this film 🎞 was called “Rain Man” except this was two brothers not father and son... my son has issues similar to the character played by Dustin Hoffman but not on same level. For most people putting shoes on with socks is normal to him not. He also don’t like water 🚿 and he his scared of Peas! When comes to eating dyspraxia and hemiplegia is a issue also. Other day he shakes so bad his food flown from one side to other side of table... I like this film 🎞 and I’m happy for my role to be Tom Cruise 🤭🤪😁🤣🙃 I hope to one day teach my son to count cards at a casino 🎰 like in the film this will fund a trip around the world 🤣😂😁
Lana
Не знаю правильно ли вы меня поняли....) Я имела ввиду если бы снимался фильм о всей вашей прошлой и настоящей жизни. Как бы вы его назвали и каким персонажем охарактеризовали себя в нем?)
Irina
David
Film 🎞 The Caribbean Villa. Can be a romance you can play yourself. Can be a romantic comedy... the plot a bloke meets you from Switzerland 🇨🇭 in a Caribbean villa... it’s set in the West Indies... The landlord of the Villa is a heavy margarita drinking drug smoking Canadian landlord who only values prostitutes... The trailer park boys join the landlord and take on the Rastas in a drugs war... drink drugs vise fast cars and .............. old women in swimsuits... (Only joking 🙃)
Yuliya
Мне сложно назвать один фильм. Наверное, фильм о моей жизни состоял из нескольких фильмов. Может быть потому, что я нахожусь в средней возрастной группе, и логично предположить, что через 10 и 20 лет, я буду ощущать себя по-другому. Наверное, в данный момент времени мне очень близок фильм - "Ешь, молись, люби" с Джулией Робертс.
David
Ok I’ll play fair!!!! Ok I’ve just had a word with my director and we are allowed to describe the trailer to my autobiography with the tittle “Confessions of an Englishmen”
The film would be very much like Frank McCourt’s “Angela’s Ashes” & Elena Gorokhova style of writing! I would start the movie 🎥 has a little boy in the slums of Leeds with my parents using “fruit crates” has furniture... my mum sawing clothes for dolls into the night for market trading and my dad taking me out in his car.... I remember us buying bread 🍞 on a Sunday morning with the most humble life! After my dad died of cancer I went away to school with my mother working all hours to provide for my care! I then become lone parent for 13 years and opening bussiness to mixed success however we always have food in our mouths and can provide to a reasonable standard and travel. The film 🎞 is very much 18+ certification!! It contains many sex scenes! With strong images of sexual pleasure! A few scorned women looking for revenge! The film locations would mainly be In England & Ukraine with Romantic scenes in Tbilisi (I don’t like Paris) due to the sexual nature of the film and me having abit of a wild sexual past! I request the following actors I want Al Pacino (David) then due to the movie being about my full life I require a few actresses to play there parts 🙄Megan Fox (lead actress) Susan Sarandon (lead actress) Keira knightley. Shakira. Rebecca De Mornay 🤪and Sissy Spacek 🤯to play my ex wife (children’s mother) ... for the future part I need a sequel.... I want to call this follow up film “50 shades of Dave” 🤭
David
Rick for your film 🎞 I think I’d want Guy Richie to write the storyline it be a bit like Snatch! Your part would be played by Mike Read (Doug the Head) you would be a Jewellery Expert in Moscow surrounded by devious beautiful Russian women wanting computers suitcases and airfares to Central Europe the film would showcase your work and skills and the cruel side to the world of internet dating... but do not despair Julie Roberts would come along has your “lady in red”! The woman of your dreams .... Romantic Comedy
Svetlana
Однако...... Фантазёр Дэвид)))) вы проницательный человек🤔🤔🤔и в вас где то зарыт талант сценариста 😄😄😄
David
Olga
Ваше детство закалило вас, Девид. Поэтому вы в одиночку смогли вырастить сыновей. Вы достойны уважения! Но вот ваша бывшая жена (мать детей), по-моему, заставила вас, в глубине души, усомниться в будущем во многих женщинах.
Svetlana
))) я думаю, люблю мечтать🤔🤔🤔, но я не такая смелая как вы, чтоб это написать ☺️
Natalya
Это шедеврально!Название само напрашивается - "Трудности перевода".Надеюсь София Коппола не будет в обиде за плагиат.(шутка)
David
I am good at interactions be it my children 👶 🧒 or grandma 👵 or if I’m dating a woman 👩... I do sometimes feel I’m always a bridesmaid, never a bride... (or Male equivalent) I like romance but also like to feel free like a bird 🦅 I don’t like to be controlled.... I’ve a complex life and I want to be sure I choose the right woman... there’s levels of distrusting women Paul is very open about his level of woman distrust being extreme for example.. I may have a very mild distrust but on a healthy level not an extreme level!
David
I think many people have dreams and they are scared to try forfil them! They will sit on a website read and won’t interact but wish they could. I love the Red Hot Chilli Peppers song “Tell Me Baby” what’s your story it’s really clever way of saying how we all have difficulties finding what we are looking for!
Svetlana
О Господи....... Это просто талант Дэвид!!!! Так всё подметить и так вычурно, но верно преподнести.... Я в ауте🕸️
Olga
С вашей проницательностью, Девид, я думаю, вы обязательно найдёте правильную женщину для себя.
David
I was in relationship from internet from 2012 to 2015 the level of relationship was has good has man and wife... times changed and things happened so for me I’ve had success it was just not forever success but in 2018 how many successful couples that are truly happy is there in the world? Many staying together for wrong reasons. Maybe best to know yourself and enjoy the good times if your lucky enough to get a solid relationship.
Natalya
Оля,вам не кажется,что судя по рассуждениям,Дэвид больше напоминает героя из фильма "Талантливый мистер Рипли"?И конечно,как вы заметили,найдет правильную женщину.
Olga
Согласна, что многие живут друг с другом "по неправильным причинам". Но такое было и в былые времена.
Я верю, что пары счастливые и сейчас образуются. Не все только озвучивают это, ведь "счастье любит тишину".
Olga
Lana
Это была бы комедия "Чудеса на виражах" 😂Играла бы саму себя) А роли другим я распределять бы не стала, ибо не знаю вас в реальности
David
Matt Damon, Natalya you are far too kind anyone that met me expecting Matt Damon would be in for a shock..... maybe humour looks romance (but not build) with me I think you would get more Woody Alan especially Annie Hall.... I may need a Annie Hall... I used to put in my profile I was Mork looking for Mindy....
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